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This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!

Posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 28, 2004 at 20:48:15:

"What do you guys think of this from article from another healthsite? Yep, I tried it yesterday for the hell of it, and boy I must have looked so funny to my hubbie! lol. He is -pretty much use to his kooky wife!" Bliss.

this is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!


>
> How to Have an Easier B.M.
>
> by Chet Day
>
> Most people eating a conventional, modern diet
> composed predominantly of processed foods will
> rarely experience a normal bowel movement.
>
> That's a shame because a really good b.m. leaves
> you with the same feeling you'd get if, say, the
> Publisher's Clearinghouse award van pulled into
> your driveway.
>
> This will probably sound odd to many, but you
> can have a better and more complete evacuation
> of your intestines every day if you put a footstool
> in front of the toilet. Then, when you sit down to
> make a deposit, put your feet on top of the footstool.
>
> As most of the rest of the world knows, the easiest
> bowel movements come when the human body is in a
> squatting position. Using a footstool with an American
> toilet helps to more closely get the body in the
> natural position.
>
> It's even better to put the seat in the up position
> on the toilet and to then squat on the rim of the
> commode. I don't recommend this technique for those
> with balance problems, and I've also heard of a postal
> worker (no kidding) who was fired because he refused
> to take his shoes off when balancing on the rim of
> the commode at work. I don't know how he was ever
> caught in the act, so don't ask.
>
> Seriously, the footstool technique works wonders
> for constipated people, and most Americans are
> seriously constipated.




Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!

Posted by
Zarin [188.8] on October 28, 2004 at 20:53:58:

In Reply to: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 28, 2004 at 20:48:15:

lololololol! Asians have been doing this for centuries. It also helps in preventing development of haemmorhoids.



Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!

Posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 28, 2004 at 20:57:38:

In Reply to: Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Zarin [188.8] on October 28, 2004 at 20:53:58:

I think my footstool was too high, cos the only thing I felt was pretteeeee uncomfortable trying to balance on my "komode"! lol!

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Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!

Posted by Vince F [173.9] on October 29, 2004 at 00:08:54:

In Reply to: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 28, 2004 at 20:48:15:

watch dogs have BM's. Makes you think of the position if you are having any problems. Massage of the abdomen and back also helps, or exercizing before hand.

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Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!

Posted by Naya [120.14] on October 29, 2004 at 02:03:22:

In Reply to: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 28, 2004 at 20:48:15:

Makes perfect sense, Bliss!



Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!

Posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 29, 2004 at 04:19:17:

In Reply to: Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Naya [120.14] on October 29, 2004 at 02:03:22:

I reckon!

Now, I just gotta get that position right without falling off my perch! ;-)

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Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! (Archive in constipation.)

Posted by Walt Stoll [9.8] on October 29, 2004 at 08:23:57:

In Reply to: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 28, 2004 at 20:48:15:

Thanks, Miss.

Very true!

Walt

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Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool!

Posted by lmd [274.1399] on October 29, 2004 at 09:50:43:

In Reply to: Re: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Naya [120.14] on October 29, 2004 at 02:03:22:

Especially comparable to hiking in the bush with the dogs. Except we prefer wipes.

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Does your ass sweat when u take a big dump ?

Posted by Eliminator [1928.20] on October 29, 2004 at 22:49:34:

In Reply to: This is no joke! I'm buying a footstool! posted by Miss Bliss [4.4] on October 28, 2004 at 20:48:15:

mine does.

I prop a foot on the tub for "leverage".

hey, you let your hubby watch you take a dump?

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