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John about wholefoods

> In The Beginning...
>
> In the beginning God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
> and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man
> and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
>
> Then using God's great gifts,
>
> Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Creme.
>
> And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said "Yea." And
> woman said, "And another one with sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might keep the figure
> that man found so fair.
>
> And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the
> cane, and combined them. And woman went from size 2 to size 16.
>
> So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."
>
> And Satan presented thousand-Island Dressing and garlic toast on the
> side. And man and woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
>
> God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
> in which to cook them."
>
> And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big
> it needed its own platter. And man gained more weight and his
> cholesterol went through the roof.
>
> God then brought running shoes so that his children might loose those
> extra pounds.
>
> And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to
> toil changing the channels.
>
> And man and woman laughed and
> cried before the flickering light and gained pounds.
>
> Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
> with
> nutrition.
>
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
> center into chips and deep-fried them.
>
> And man gained pounds.
>
> God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and
> still satisfy his appetite.
>
> And Satan created McDonald's and it's 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then
> he said, "You want fries with that?" And man replied, "Yea! And super
> size 'em." And
>
> Satan said "It is good." And man
> went into cardiac arrest.
>
> God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery......
>
> .and Satan created

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