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To a Packrat

Posted by Jim H. [12501.4684] on August 24, 2008 at 10:55:43:

Boxes, boxes, things, things,
Dishes, silver, pictures, rings
Trinkets, nick-nacks, vases, sandals
Incense, tape cassettes, and candles

Cards, diplomas, medals, scrolls
Tax receipts and mixing bowls
Towels and blankets, toys and mitts,
Compacts, mirrors, and make-up kits

Gadgets, doodads, gizmos, books
Trivets, casters, picture hooks
Yearbooks, tassels, geodes, crystals
Ticket-stubs and water pistols

Toaster ovens, VCR’s
Computer parts and canning jars
Carvings, knittings, doilies, quilts
Yoyos, cap guns, masks and stilts...

...You continue to save boxes of the past, personal and family
household treasures; proof of once upon a time hopes and pride, and
a sea anchor of soul symbols, as if the mere weight of it all could
somehow keep your boat on course.

You are afraid to let go of the boxes you will probably never open
again, boxes that will be opened next by those you leave behind.
Saving for some day, some day. You hold onto your stuff like a
promise or a vow, a loyalty to a paramour instead of to your inherent
matrimony with the Present Moment. Is something missing in your
Now...or is it you who are missing. Do you not bring your totality to
that marriage?

You have two great lovers, the past and the future, reassurance and
promise, and how you love to lay with them! Yesterday says, “Stay
with me,” and Tomorrow says, “Come with me.” So you cheat with
them, in passionate trysts in motels of your mind, while your true
love, the Moment, waits with eternal open arms, always there, always
forgiving, as you struggle with your promiscuous ways with the
calendars and clocks, mindlessly fornicating with time.




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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by PhillyLady [3423.4757] on August 24, 2008 at 12:00:05:

In Reply to: To a Packrat posted by Jim H. [12501.4684] on August 24, 2008 at 10:55:43:

His treasures displayed
Buyers buzz and scout the scene
Packrat is no more.

:-)


Yard sale anyone?


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Michele [3355.4368] on August 24, 2008 at 13:45:42:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by PhillyLady [3423.4757] on August 24, 2008 at 12:00:05:

ooohh ohhhh
nice haiku

and verse in rhyme
from Jim this time

onomatopoeia and a little
ee cummings mix
is my choice today
like a poetry rap mashdown
from the burbs of phillytown

sneeze sneeze
as I clean
unclutter the clutter
sweep swish swish I laugh as I mutter
the mold spores they rise
like yeast or candida in my eyes
it's time for the maid
oh wait, she must be paid
echo upon echo
my purse is empty like the ghetto
so I guess
I'll just
have to
clean
this
m
e
s
s




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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Jim H. [12547.5033] on August 24, 2008 at 13:58:52:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by PhillyLady [3423.4757] on August 24, 2008 at 12:00:05:

Yes, yes! Better yet, drive away, don't look back, and have
daughter move in and promise to make it all disappear. That's
what I'm doing.




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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Jim H. [12547.5033] on August 24, 2008 at 14:00:38:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by Michele [3355.4368] on August 24, 2008 at 13:45:42:

Bravo, Michele!


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by PhillyLady [3423.4757] on August 24, 2008 at 14:29:03:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by Michele [3355.4368] on August 24, 2008 at 13:45:42:

I am impressed!


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by PhillyLady [3423.4757] on August 24, 2008 at 14:34:45:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by Jim H. [12547.5033] on August 24, 2008 at 13:58:52:

Jim:

There is nothing like having another person, an anti-packrat type, to help you unclutter your world. Because sometimes you just can't do it alone.....it's a mental/emotional thing, I know.


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Steve [4710.3394] on August 24, 2008 at 15:53:10:

In Reply to: To a Packrat posted by Jim H. [12501.4684] on August 24, 2008 at 10:55:43:

Does it not harken back to maybe I will have a use for that 10 year old fan that doesn't work anymore thinking.

Twice a year we have " Throw anything out day " in the town I live in. You have to be heartless. Easy for me :)

Silver Fox!


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Michele [3355.4368] on August 24, 2008 at 18:18:16:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by PhillyLady [3423.4757] on August 24, 2008 at 14:29:03:

Eating those Amish shur' help yer rhyming :) Crunchy buggers.


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Michele [3355.4368] on August 24, 2008 at 18:18:34:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by Jim H. [12547.5033] on August 24, 2008 at 14:00:38:

LOL
Silly but fun; I needed that.


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Jim H. [12547.5033] on August 24, 2008 at 22:47:32:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by Steve [4710.3394] on August 24, 2008 at 15:53:10:

You heartless? No.. Practical, yes. Like to
clown, yes...very much.

But it is deeper than thinking; the reasons are just excuses.
Philly is right, it is emotional too, and mental, and crosses the
line into the pathological, a garden variety neurosis, and is a
serious drag on life. We joke about it, but it's not so funny if you
have someone like that in your life,
especially if it's you.




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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Ron [5412.2287] on August 24, 2008 at 23:00:33:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by Jim H. [12547.5033] on August 24, 2008 at 22:47:32:

Hi Jim,

Geore Carlin said it best in the words of his 70s comedy album... "A Place For My Stuff"


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Jim H. [12547.5033] on August 25, 2008 at 06:39:49:

In Reply to: Re: To a Packrat posted by Ron [5412.2287] on August 24, 2008 at 23:00:33:

You are right. Thanks for reminding me, Ron. I've seen him do
that one. Hilarious, and spot on!


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Re: To a Packrat

Posted by Walt Stoll [93.4968] on August 25, 2008 at 06:58:41:

In Reply to: To a Packrat posted by Jim H. [12501.4684] on August 24, 2008 at 10:55:43:

Yay, Jim.

Another masterpiece!

Namaste`

Walt


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